Great joke . .

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The Lie Clock


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man". And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Some news . .

I have re-joined the adjunct faculty at a local community college. My first two classes were today. I teach 8 hours a week reading and writing analytical skills. Yay me.

My Return!

Sorry that I have neglected my blog! I've not been terribly inspired to write on it.

I've been plenty busy mostly with house things and trying to re-orient my daily routine and papers to gear myself towards writing, entering competitions, attending writing conferences and things of that nature. It is more time-consuming than one thinks.

I would love to blog about the ideas for stories I am fleshing out however I fear doing that. I also have a suspicion about talking on current projects rather than just working on them. That's where the energy needs to go.